Mother Knows Best (but she couldn't get past the title)

My away message had a link to my blog.
This is what I found when I returned to the computer:

bonniesnow: Jennifer, are you dating a cab driver?!

bonniesnow: I don't understand.

bonniesnow: Why don't you tell me about these things?!

bonniesnow: It's okay if you're dating a cab driver.

bonniesnow: We should talk.

bonniesnow: It's not okay if you're dating a cab driver. It's WEIRD!!!

bonniesnow: Just because a boy tells you that you're pretty doesn't mean that you have to go out with him.

bonniesnow: I tell you that you're pretty.

bonniesnow: I think you should call me.