A blog that was supposed be made up of bits about cab rides and blurbs about beauty products but, instead, is about other things.

6.07.2006

Free Lunch? No Such Thing.

If a girl walks into Whole Foods, and immediately upon stepping through the door, and into a pool of water, falls backward, and hits her head on the floor, then the management will offer to put her into a cab. But they will not pay.

Yet.
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