A blog that was supposed be made up of bits about cab rides and blurbs about beauty products but, instead, is about other things.

7.13.2005

Not a knock knock joke

My mom went to the gynecologist the other day.

"How was your weekend," she asked.

"Good," he said, although he'd spent most of his time driving his daughter and her friends to and from various bar mitzvah services and parties.

"Oh," she said. And then, "They don't rent school buses anymore?"

"No. They stopped doing that after the children started giving eachother blowjobs during the rides between Temple Shalom and The Grand Marquis."

A school bus is, of course, the same color as a taxi.
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